5/13/2023 0 Comments Hogfather by terry pratchett![]() ![]() Its the holiday of Hogswatch, the night when kids anticipate presents from the beloved Hogfather. ![]() From the imagination of best-selling author Terry Pratchett comes Hogfather. The truth may be out there, but the lies are inside your head. HOGFATHER Hogfather is the magical, menacing, wicked, and witty family story unlike anything else you could ever imagine. It is gloomily suspected that there is only one - who is big, hairy, and has very large feet. The planet Earth is now banned to all alien races until they can compare notes and find out how many, if any, real humans they have actually got. Some have been in fact abducted while waiting to carry out an abduction on a couple of aliens trying to abduct the aliens who were, as a result of misunderstood instructions, trying to form cattle into circles and mutilate crops. A replacement must be found - someone who. But representatives of several hundred races have taken to hanging out, unsuspected by one another, in rural corners of the planet and, as a result of this, keep on abducting other would-be abductees. It is the night before Hogswatch, the great Discworld winter festival, and someone has kidnapped the Hogfather. ![]() It's not known why most of the space-going races of the universe want to undertake rummaging in Earthling underwear as a prelude to formal contact. One reason may be that the aliens themselves are too embarrassed to talk about it. “It's amazing how good governments are, given their track records in almost every other field, at hushing up things like alien encounters. ![]()
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